Csatahajó

Jurassic-féle Transformers. Egy hatalmas költségvetést felemésztő kasszasiker minden várható buktatóval (klisék és demencia) és a szükséges popelemekkel: mega-akció, önirónia, fiatal hős, aki a kapitány lányáért küzd, G.I. Rihanna, a láb nélküli fekete hős és a világot megmentő geronto-tengerészek. 2007 előtt ez egy bombafilm lett volna. Ma azonban Michael Bay uralja azokat a vizeket, és az ő vizuális koncepciója egyszerűen más szemet gyönyörködtető művészet - az akciótól kezdve a naplementéken át a nőies vonalakig. Berg hozzá képest vizuálisan statikus és nem eredeti. Ráadásul a hasonlóan látványos, de intelligens(X-Men: Az elsők) Csatahajó kasszasikerek létezése sem segít. (2012.04.17)

A celebration of the U.S. Navy, a tribute to its veterans, and ego-stroking of the stars and stripes that they are still the best. But it's also a genre in reverse, with Berg also making fun of it. He loads the cannons to the sound of AC/DC and lets the old guys mentor the digital-obsessed youth about how the analog days were a blast. So far, so good. But it's 130 minutes long and all the shenanigans, when it really starts to get fun, only start happening in the second half. Until then, it’s pure misery and the essence of what the film later makes fun of at the end. I wouldn't survive watching it a second time. 3 ½. (2012.08.06)

Non-infantile Transformers H2O taken to absurdity. Which, paradoxically, helps the experience, because Berg pokes fun at all the classic tendentious popcorn movies. And don’t try to tell me he’s being serious. My poor soul (sated in the second half with a guilty pleasure) cannot admit this (aside from an aware me: unfortunately very real) possibility to be true. No, no and no! (2012.04.19)

"Comrades, the imperialist scumbag from outer space is once again stretching his stinking claws around our motherland, this time he wanted to splash around in our trade union resorts in Hawaii. In addition to our overgrown actors, long-legged national artists and beautiful ships, our veterans and cripple comrades will also stand up to him. Deserved artists from AC/DC can be heard whilst we march." I swear I haven't laughed this honestly in a movie theatre in a long time. Although Battleship is a Marine agitation film made up of the dumbest genre-ideological clichés, it is so overdone that it raises some doubts as to whether Berg and his screenwriters poked a bit of fun at the patriotic contract. They didn't, of course. In an American blockbuster, it's possible to make a fun of Jews, Catholics, women, gays, and government officials, but definitely NOT about cripples and metal retirees (so let's face the fact that what we're laughing at in disbelief, ordinary American viewers raised on parades and patriotic interpretation of history take quite seriously). The basic taboo "you won't mow down a cripple with a UFO and you won't hit a veteran with a piece of a cannon" is therefore an honor. They bring the story to a properly vigorous tone and the spectator gets a warm feeling leaving the movie theatre that there is fun and a good bunch at the marina, although a horde of bearded lizards from Green Lantern plunder seaside resorts (plus, an American and a Japanese man are friends near Pearl Harbor, trying to understand Sun-Tzu's “Art of War"). Berg simply took everything I hate in similar films and put it into fairly well-arranged and playful nonsense, which is exactly sarcastic enough to take away his "empire is still alive" message. I rate the contagious peaks of socialist realism similarly, so why ostracize the genre of agitation films in the capitalist one, right? (2012.04.17)

Classic American blockbuster. I was curious about how they would handle it. Since I like these types of movies, I was actually looking forward to this film. However, I honestly didn't like the result very much. A classic blockbuster provides a quality dose of effects. That would be expected. It also ensures actors who will be downright likeable and the viewer will be happy to watch them and will have an even greater desire to cheer for them. But this film couldn't quite deliver that. Not to mention the story. Although no miracle was expected from it either. I was fed up with watching Rihanna flying around the screen thinking she's tough when she shoots down enemies. It also bothered me that there wasn't more humor in such a movie, because you need twice as much in this kind of film. In the end, the only plus was the effects. Nice, but they simply don't ensure the quality of the film. (2012.09.18)